Torchwood 1.13: End of Days review

Review

End of Days

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-map
Gore               Weevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chomp
Dancing          CarysCarysCarys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              Philoctetes

On Worldbuilding.

Owen: If it wasn’t for me, you two would still be in the 1940s. So are we going to sit around crying into our lattes, or are we are going to do something about it?

Read the rest of this entry »

Torchwood 1.12: Captain Jack Harkness review

Review

Captain Jack Harkness

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-mapWorld-mapWorld-mapWorld-map
Gore               Weevil-chompWeevil-chomp
Dancing          CarysCarysCarysCarys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              Philoctetes

On Dancing.

Owen: I’m sorry, but who exactly put you in charge?

Read the rest of this entry »

Torchwood 1.11: Combat review

Review

Combat

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-mapWorld-mapWorld-mapWorld-map
Gore               Weevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chomp
Dancing          Carys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              PhiloctetesPhiloctetes

On Angst.

Gwen: You can be such a wanker sometimes Owen, you know that?
Owen: As a matter of fact, I do.

Read the rest of this entry »

Torchwood 1.10: Out of Time review

Review

Out of Time

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-mapWorld-mapWorld-map
Gore               Weevil-chomp
Dancing          CarysCarysCarysCarysCarys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              Philoctetes

On Dancing.

Owen: Let me get this straight. You expect equality and chivalry?
Diane: I don’t see why they should be mutually exclusive.

Read the rest of this entry »

Torchwood 1.9: Random Shoes review

Review

Random Shoes

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-mapWorld-mapWorld-map
Gore               Weevil-chompWeevil-chomp
Dancing          CarysCarysCarys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              Philoctetes

On Angst.

Eugene: No way! And… wow. A hand. In a jar.

Read the rest of this entry »

Torchwood 1.8: They Keep Killing Suzie review

Review

They Keep Killing Suzie

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-mapWorld-mapWorld-mapWorld-map
Gore               Weevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chomp
Dancing          CarysCarysCarys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              Philoctetes

On Wordbuilding.

Ianto: What about “risen mitten”?

Read the rest of this entry »

Torchwood 1.7: Greeks Bearing Gifts review

Review

Greeks Bearing Gifts

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-mapWorld-mapWorld-mapWorld-map
Gore               Weevil-chompWeevil-chomp
Dancing          CarysCarysCarysCarysCarys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              PhiloctetesPhiloctetesPhiloctetesPhiloctetesPhiloctetes

On Dancing.

Captain Jack: Once, just once, I’d like to walk into one of these tents and find out it’s a party.

Read the rest of this entry »

Torchwood 1.6: Countrycide review

Review

Countrycide

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-mapWorld-map
Gore               Weevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chomp
Dancing          CarysCarysCarysCarys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              Philoctetes

On Gore.

Ianto: You’re used to this, aren’t you?

Read the rest of this entry »

Torchwood 1.5: Small Worlds review

Review

Small Worlds

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-mapWorld-map
Gore               Weevil-chompWeevil-chomp
Dancing          Carys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              Philoctetes

On Worldbuilding.

Gwen: That’s what police-work’s all about.
Captain Jack: This isn’t police work.
Gwen: Alright, then. Science.
Captain Jack: And it’s not science.

Read the rest of this entry »

Torchwood 1.4: Cyberwoman review

Review

Cyberwoman

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-mapWorld-mapWorld-mapWorld-map
Gore               Weevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chomp
Dancing          CarysCarysCarysCarys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              Philoctetes

On Angst.

Captain Jack: You need to figure out whose side you’re on here.

Read the rest of this entry »

Torchwood 1.3: Ghost Machine review

Review

Ghost Machine

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-mapWorld-mapWorld-map
Gore               Weevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chomp
Dancing          Carys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              Philoctetes

On Worldbuilding.

Captain Jack: You saw the echo of a moment amplified by alien technology. So just tell me how that’ll play in court.

Read the rest of this entry »

Torchwood 1.2: Day One review

Review

Day One

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-mapWorld-map
Gore               Weevil-chomp
Dancing          CarysCarysCarysCarysCarys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              PhiloctetesPhiloctetesPhiloctetes

On Dancing.

Gwen: All right, I’ll give them a call. Put out an A.P.B. “Woman posessed by gas knobbing fellas to death.” [That's an actual quote from the episode.]

Read the rest of this entry »

Torchwood 1.1: Everything Changes review

Review

Everything Changes

Quantity-ratings (click here for guide to rating system):

Wordbuilding  World-mapWorld-mapWorld-mapWorld-map
Gore               Weevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chompWeevil-chomp
Dancing          CarysCarys
Angst              Tear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizzaTear-stained-pizza
Aliens              PhiloctetesPhiloctetes

On Worldbuilding.

Gwen: But those people, last night – the people in the car, who are they? What’s Torchwood?
PC Andy: I dunno. Special Ops?
Gwen: Yeah, but what does that mean?

Read the rest of this entry »